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[ralliesprotests]

Good afternoon, you've reached Rowan Lewis at Gay Agenda dot Com.
Unfortunately it's no longer the 90s, so feel free to leave a message after the beep but I ain't gonna check it.
Text me like a normal person. BEEP.

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[ralliesprotests]

[Not the exact answer they wanted, but they’ll take it.]

Oh, there’s at least one reason to put up with him, then.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Oh it's motivation all right.

[Or you know. Just sit on his face to make him stop talking. That's what we call compromise.]

All jokes aside, you gonna be okay if he's there? I won't get involved if you want t'smack him.

[ralliesprotests]

Nah, don’t worry about that. We ain’t best mates or nothing, but we came to an agreement. Invite him and have fun!

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Alright, so long as y'sure.

On that note; Silent.

...how the fuck do we get Silent t'come.

[ralliesprotests]

There ain’t no point trying to trick her into coming ‘cos she’ll just leave when she realises.

We’ll have to tell her it’s cultural or sommat and that she needs to come. Maybe if we invite Peony she can make her stay?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Stag Night?

I mean it is tradition b'fore you get married and shit to have a proper night out.

[ralliesprotests]

Did they decide to go for it in the end, then?

I don’t reckon she’ll care much if we leave her somewhere naked though so we’ll have to think of a new trick.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Aye. Silent said she wanted to do something proper. Askin' me about Fianna rites. I said we don't have like a proper rite, but most people do a handfastin' if they want somethin' proper.

Comes t'something when putting clothes on someone is more of a fuckin' prank. Can't even dye her hair a weird colour.

[ralliesprotests]

Yeah, she was asking me too, but I didn't know she'd decided on something already. A handfasting sounds better for her than anything I suggested anyway.

We could try and get her trashed? That might be enough of one in itself.