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Rowan.

Why th'fuck am I the last to know Anika is a fucking Shadow Lord?

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She didn’t tell you? I assumed you knew.

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No, she didn't fuckin' tell me.

Just dropped that bombshell on me now. After I already shagged her.

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Well we did say that weren’t an issue. And I think I said as much to her too. [And they have no legs to stand on here, since they’ve also shagged her.]

Guess that’s why I figured you knew. Thought she’d go introduce herself to everyone else.

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Well yeah but...

I dunno. I feel weird about it? [Hey, look at that emotional literacy coming into play!] Like, if be both din't know? That'd be one thing. But most Garou can take one look at me 'nd see Fianna.

Whatever. I'm probably being a baby about it.

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I ain’t never really known no shadow lords, but sneaky shit is the kind of thing they do, right?

I dunno, though, if it feels weird to you then you should pay attention to that. It’s like an imbalance of knowledge, innit.

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Aye. They're known for being shady bastards. Finger in every fuckin' pie.

Whatever.

Next time just makes sure you let me know if someone happens to be one of us, y'tart.

[It's said lovingly.]

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Well, I’ll have to get my skates on to make sure I get to you before you sleep with them, right? [Their tone is teasing, playful.]

You okay, though? It’s weird but not too weird?

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Some fuckin' sex secretary you are, Ro!

Yeah. Yeah. It's not a big deal. I'm makin' somethin' stupid out of it. Don't worry, I'm a big girl.

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[They just chuckle as her in response to being called that. Thank goodness they aren’t, they wouldn’t want to have to organise her schedule.]

‘Kay, so long as you’re sure. [They still sound a little bit worried, but they hope that she’d be able to tell them if it really was a concern, so they’ll just have to take her word for it.]

It’s just her, right? You ain’t stumbled over anyone else new? I ain’t. Lots of other types of werewolves and like… not fera but sort of, but no other actual Garou.

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[Yeah, Ren's throwing it to the back to her mind as to why it makes her feel weird. Anika had a fair explanation for it.] Yeah, sure. I'm being daft.

Y'know about Erika, right? Curly hair, big nose, fuckin' hot as shit.

....I know I'm forgetting someone that they've met

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She's so fucking hot, so help me god. [It's a Problem.]

Soren can turn into a fucking dragon and all, but he's always walking around half transformed so I don't reckon that counts.

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[Ren makes a Misclanious Horny Noise™] She's so hot. And she's just so fucking cool. I don't know if I want to fuck her or be her.

She said I looked nice the other day and I nearly stopped breathing.

[Anyway. Enough being horny for Erika.]

Corrin turns into a dragon too. Boy Corrin and Girl Corrin. Uhhhh, and Roro, Rose, she turns into a big foxwolf thing.

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Both. When it’s like that, it’s usually both. [It’s not something they come up on too often, but they know the feeling none the less.]

It’s a lot of dragons though, innit? You reckon they’re all from the same place?

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I just want her to crush my head with her thighs. [Intrusive Horny Thoughts.]

Too fuckin' many dragons.

Makes us nervous they're goin' to start spittin' fire and kick off. Ain't never fought a dragon before.

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[That is indeed a thought that they’ve also had, and that they really didn’t need to imagine Ren in as well. They didn’t figure on this conversation ending in a cold shower. So just ignore the slightly flustered horny sound as they try and focus on the other half of their conversation.]

Uh, yeah. I dunno, I fought Soren - it was when those weird dreams was going around, don’t ask - and I figure if I weren’t trying not to hurt him I’d have been okay, so you should be. Mind you, he didn’t have much space to move around, so that’s probably the trick of it, keep ‘em somewhere they can’t fly or nothing.

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[Ren recognises that sound and she grins. Which despite the fact that Rowan can't see it, they can probably hear it;] Y'havin' dirty thoughts there, Ro?

Hmmm. So noted.

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Fuck off, mate, you started it! [Yes. Yes they are. They sound more flustered than annoyed, though. It’s pretty bad form to be talking about Erika in such detail, let alone imagining it, though, so they are at least trying not to dwell on it.]